Fatal Attraction. Give me that Karaoke microphone! Yeah! How are y’all doin’ tonight? Great! Ok for my first number I’m gonna channel some Marvin Gaye with a twist. Hit it! “Meeee annnnnnd Mister, Mister Loans. (Mister Loans Mister Loans Mister Loans). We got a thinnnnng going on. We both know that it’s wrong, but it’s much too strong to Let. It. Go. Now. We accrue interest everyday and now we can’t pay. It hurts so much. It hurts so much inside.” You got that right! Those ding dang banks made so many bad dadblasted loans that now honey they are stickin’ it to us in the form of big, fat overdraft fees and they’re flat feastin’ on billions as a result! Ok so the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., says one in four banks really give you the shaft by waitin’ like a sneaky fox to submit the largest check in the batch first to deplete your account so that all those little bitty checks will reap big fat Fees! Fees! Fees! That slap makes me feel right sick! Talk ‘bout kickin’ a dog when he’s down! Let’s talk ‘bout something else to get our minds off cheatin’ and onto something positive! I know just the thing!

     Wild Berry Natural Foods has flat moved to a new location at 1400 Eatonton Road, Suite 400 in Madison right next to H&R Block and right down from that brand spankin’ new and super delish Little Phillies restaurant! Right so anyhow, Wild Berry owner Joycelyn Menard says the new location has flat put a new face onto her fab shop and it’s more convenient for her customers! Honey, if it’s healthy, they’ve got it: Vitamins, herbs, homeopathy, organic foods and teas . . . even healthy books and magazines! Oh and they even have those smellishous essential oils that are oh so wonderful! And, Joycelyn is even carrying some really great new brands like LifeExtension that sells all kinds of supplements! Some of the most popular are D-Ribose for heart health and FernBlock that’s sort of like a pill version of sunscreen! Cool! Oh and my most favorite EVER is LifeExtensions NewFace Solution! Y’all! It’s like a facelift in a pill! Where’s my handsome husband’s credit card? Yay! There it is! Ring me up some of that NewFace Joycelyn! Perf! It contains a blend of ingredients to rapidly smooth wrinkles and soften, refine and rejuvenate aging skin. Let me just smear some on right quick! Great! Can y’all tell I’m younger? Me too! Yeehaw! Y’all get over there fast. Get healthy and get younger!

    What the? I flat can’t wait ‘til Thursday, September 3 ‘cause Madison Main Street’s Concerts in the Park Fall Series starts at Town Park on September 3 our very own handsome and talented Jamie Hood & The Madison All Stars will be playing from 6:30 p.m. until 8:30 p.m.! Y’all listen up: If you’ve never heard Jamie’s band, honey you flat don’t know what you’ve been missin’! This is gonna be a blast!  To sponsor a table call Lori Stapp at the City of Madison at 706-342-1251 extension 208. Hey and y’all plan to support your local restaurants that night and order you up a fantastic to-go picnic, grab a blanket, get the kids and enjoy our beautiful musical talent in our magnificent Town Park! I’ll see y’all there!

    That’s it for the buzz on biz this week! There’s more really fun Biz Buzz comin’ at ya next week so hold your horses! Y’all be extra sweet to Momma, shop local and I’ll see all y’all next week: Same time. Same Number One Weekly Newspaper in the Great State of Georgia.