Momma! Why in the Sam Hill are you sittin’ here in the dark lookin’ like a big ole basket of doom? Let’s get crack-a-lackin’ with some of those super fantastic Morgan County Citizen Crazy Coupons of Coolness!  That’s right honey! The Citizen Coupon Scooter is gonna take us for a local retail ride to Dealsville! Bada-bing baba-bong! Put on your helmet and let’s take off – take off retail prices that is! Right so I’m sure y’all saw the Crazy Coupon page in last week’s paper! Well honey now you can still get those Crazy Citizen Coupons any ding dang time you want at  morgancountycitizen.com. Just click on the Crazy Coupon button on the right hand side of the webpage! Honey its clickity-clack-money-back-jack fun! Just click the coupon you want, print it and SAVE, SAVE, SAVE! I flat used three Crazy Coupons yesterday . . . one at Krystal, one at the Madison ChopHouse Grille and one at Amelia’s! Can’t wait to get my free guitar lesson, free yoga session, free fitness week and more! Yeah! Y’all check out these fab coupons right smack this instant! Don’t act the fool and throw good money after bad! Save big on restaurants, fitness, automotive, shops and more!  

Blingtacular! That’s right y’all! There’s a new shop on the block and it’s oh so cool! It’s called The Silver Fox located at 130 West Washington St, in downtown Madison! Ok so anyway, I popped in unannounced yesterday and got all the scoop! Honey! Meg LaFrantz and Andrea Wilson are workin’ hard to get this fantastic shop open for its fab début today and honey they’re gonna throw a big grand opening party tonight Thursday, Oct. 8 startin’ at 5 p.m. with fab refreshments and hors d’oeuvres! Honey we can sip wine and browse through their beautiful selection of handmade sterling jewelry! I’m talkin’ fab sterlin’ hoop earrings too! I mean I had to buy me a sassy pair yesterday and I flat can’t wait to wear them all around town! Anyway, they’ve got beautiful sterling necklaces with fab stones like Indian Paint Rock (which is what those Indians used to ground up for War Paint)! Talk ‘bout a powerful piece of jewelry! Oh and they’ve got Russian charoite, rare variscite, beautiful labradorite stones and more all made into sparklin’ silver necklaces, bracelets, earrings and more! Honey this is classic, gorgeous stuff! Hey and Meg says they’re also gonna carry Cambodian silk scarves, even unique pottery from Vietnam, hand-carved wooden stools and fab metal mesh purses!  This is NOT YOUR TYPICAL STORE Y’ALL! Honey get your handsome husband’s credit card and head over to The Silver Fox ASAP to check it out and don’t forget to drop by Thursday night, Oct. 8 from 5 until 8 for a smashingly sterlin’ good time!  See you there!

Hot, Hot, Hot Antiques! Camellia Cottage is the Morgan County’s newest antique shop and it’s located right smack next to the Madison Fire Department at 162 North Main Street!  Susan Egan and Vonnie Smallwood just moved their shop from Social Circle to Madison ‘cause they liked the hustle and bustle of our beautiful town and the fact that Madison does so much to promote itself!  They have a group of 12 to 15 dealers and have some fabulous antiques, glassware, china, vintage clothing and fab pill hats and more! Y’all this is a precious shop! I love the fact that it’s in an old charming house! It’s a super shop to get lost in!  And, they literally have something for everyone – even adorable pillow dresses for kids and jackets made from vintage linens! Dealer Gary Sinyard was there setting up his fantastic space in Camellia Cottage and he said it best: “Quality never goes out of style.” Y’all go check it out for yourself! It’s fantastic!

Whoops! I almost forgot! Y’all don’t forget the Fall Concert Series in Town Park in downtown Madison this Thursday night Oct. 8 from 6:30 p.m. til 8:30 p.m. featurin’ David Ellington Jazz Duo!

That’s it for the Buzz this week! Y’all use those CRAZY CITIZEN COUPONS and buy something nice for Momma! Sorry I missed y’all last week. I was takin’ care of my Momma in Huntsville, Ala. If all goes well with her, I’ll be back next week: Same time. Same Number One Weekly Newspaper in the Great State of Georgia.