The savings are INSANE! LUDICRUS! CRAZY! Crazy Coupons that is! Momma’s done got out the sewin’ scissors and clipped every dang one of them Crazy Coupons in the Morgan County Citizen! That’s right y’all! She’s done put ‘em right smack-dab in her wallet ‘cause she says the Citizen’s CRAZY COUPONS are just like MONEY IN THE BANK! If you missed ‘em the first week of the month, no prob! Let your fingers do the clickin’ at  www.morgancountycitizen.com and click on the CRAZY COUPON link and click the one that fits your fancy! I’m talkin’ serious, sensible, sensational savings!  20 percent off at Amelia’s! Ooohhh la la! A free Monogram with purchase at Mark It! Buy one entrée get one half off at The Madison ChopHouse Grille! Yumalish! Buy one pound fudge and GET A HALF POUND FREE at Antique Sweets! Lord have mercy! $5 off a manicure or pedicure at The Spa at the James Madison! Heaven! A fab free cup of coffee at Perk Avenue! Perf! 20 percent off any one item at Artisan’s Alley! Bada Bling! Buy one get one free kids book at Dog Ear Books! Double Genius! One week free membership at the Madison Fitness Center! Buff! $19.99 oil change at Madison Muffler & Brake! Easy Rider! Get your second entrée half off at Tequila Express! Delish! 500 business cards for only $25 at Carolyn’s Copy Corner! Ding dang! Buy any two jewelry items and get one free at Laughing Moon! Now that’s what I call CRAZY FANTASTIC! 10 percent off a smoked ham or turkey at Buckhead’s The Gathering Place Café! Flavin’ Feast! $4.99 for Four chiks, med fry & med drink at Krystal! Snack Attack! Free Famous Buttermilk Pie at Yesterday’s Café in Rutledge with any entrée! Dig in y’all! 10 percent off at The Madison Giftmart & Café (café only)! Yum! Free four-wheel alignment or lifetime rotation with purchase of four tires at Youngblood! Street Cred! Take four free classes at Uptown Athletic Club! Fitastic! 

    Cancan Extravagan! Tonight! Thursday, Nov. 19th at The Spa at the James Madison, located at 218 West Washington St., in the Madison Markets Campus, it’s Bring Your Canned Goods and Get Free Aveda Mini Spa Services like mini massages, facials and peels! Spa manager Rhonda Smith says: “We’re the spa with a cause baby!” All canned goods benefit Morgan County’s wonderful Caring Place so Momma says y’all had best bring the good stuff and none of those ding dang Beanie Weenies or she’s gonna slap you so hard your clothes will be outta style! Ok this fab Cancan Extravagan will also feature free skin consultations and free bone scans by our very own and expert Morgan Memorial Hospital staff! Oh and you can get 10 percent off any gift certificate purchased that night and discounts on special Aveda hair and body products that night only! Book a service on Nov. 19 and get 10 percent off one night only baby! Be there!

    Madisonian Ben Whidby, owner of Whidby Jewelers located at 177 West Jefferson St., in downtown Madison is fixin’ to launch a very big and very secret campaign just in time for Christmas but ain’t gonna tell us yet what it is but he gave me a hint and it is this: If it keeps raining, it’s going to be a very Merry Christmas for all Whidby Jewelry customers! So put your James Bond hat on and decipher that Christmas code! More later!

    Sew what’s new?! Pro-Care Cleaners located at 1412 Eatonton Road, # 100 has a new tailor/alterations person and he is super-fantastic! His name is Eric Rhoden and let me tell you what! Eric’s got like 20 years of experience and previously worked for JoS. A. Bank! Honey he’s fantastic!             Cookin’ up Cars! That’s right! Phil Cook from Phil Cook Motors has done joined up with Horton Automotive in Monroe just a small space up the road at 320 Mayfield Drive in Monroe! Getcha a new car today! You can call ‘em at 866-267-6561! Y’all head over there and tell Phil hi for me from the Buzz and tell ‘em to keep on buying those fab ads in the Citizen!     

    I almost forgot! Patricia DuBose of the Madison-Morgan Cultural Center, located at 434 South Main St., in Madison, wanted me to tell y’all that they’re rafflin’ off a beautiful, yumalishious Gingerbread House that’s 100 percent edible! Honey! Madisonian Gloria Stuhlmiller made it and it’s 18 inches square! Now that’s big! Patricia says it’ll make the perfect centerpiece for your Christmas table! Y’all get your raffle tickets at the Cultural Center or give ‘em a call at 706-342-4743.