Three blind mice. I flat can’t wait! Meemaw and Pawpaw have done invited a celebrity chef team to cook up a Thanksgivin’ Feast! Y’all are all invited! To Meemaw’s House We Go! Hummmm. What’s that beat up 1930s Ford doin’ in the driveway? Oh well! I’m starved! Momma! Get the door for me so I can haul in these pies! What the? Watch out! There’s a ding dang monkey wearin’ one of those little red hats swingin’ from Meemaw’s antique chandelier! And what’s that racket in the kitchen!
    “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”  Ploink!
    “What’s’a’matter with ya? Ya nuts?” 
    “Hand me that turkey.”
    “Why soitenly!”
    Oh. My. Ever. Livin’. Gosh! Meemaw’s done hired The Three Stooges to cook up Thanksgivin’ supper! I sense a disaster! I sense a disaster! What the? I smell smoke! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Watch out! Here comes Larry, Moe and Curly and their chef coats are on flamin’ fire! Call 911 immediately! Now Momma’s got a holt of all three of ‘em and she’s just a slappin’ all of ‘em into the Friday after Thanksgiving! Which reminds me of the wildest, coolest Holiday promotion EVER!
    I’m talkin’ ‘bout Whidby Jewelers owned by Madisonian Ben Whidby and located at 117 West Jefferson St., in downtown Madison across from Town Park! Ok y’all! Ben FINALLY SPILLED THE BEANS on his PROMOTION TO END ALL PROMOTIONS! You’ll read all ‘bout it in his fabulous advertisements in the Morgan County Citizen! Ok so the deal is this: Ben says that if it rains one inch on New Year’s Day between noon and midnight, any purchases you made at Whidby Jewelers between the Friday after Thanksgivin’ (Friday, Nov. 27) and Christmas Eve will be FREE! FREE! FREE I SAY! But, y’all need to keep your receipt. Plus you’d still be responsible for the sales tax or the mean ole IRS will slap Ben into a new tax bracket! Right! So anyway Ben says if you’re gonna buy jewelry as a gift this Christmas, why not buy it from Whidby Jewelers and get a chance to get your fab gifts fo free foo!
    Wow! Let Ben pay for your Christmas y’all! I totally dig it and just know my handsome husband will too! Oh and don’t y’all worry ‘cause Momma’s gonna hire up a bona fide Indian Rain Dancer to prance all ‘round town from New Years Eve ‘til New Years Day to make ding dang sure we get that inch of rain! So y’all visit Whidby Jewelers for more details and get the official rules – and I don’t mean unofficial – or visit Ben’s website at www.whidbyjewelers.com! Now that’s what I call an eye-popper!
    Hey! The Creative Mark, Antique Sweets, Madison ChopHouse Grille, Madison Markets, Amelia’s, Barkin’ Dog Shoe Co., Jordie Bug, Godfrey Cox Co., Antiques on the Square, The Madison Gift Mart & Café, Carolyn’s Copy Corner, Mulberry Toys, Attic Treasures, Amici Italian Café, J&K Fleas An Tiques and Dog Ear Books and teamed up to Celebrate Madison’s Bicentennial Christmas! Ok so it starts out with this really, really fun scavenger hunt that ends on Nov. 28 so go into one of these super fab participatin’ shops and get the scoop on the hunt right quick ‘cause the Scavenger Hunt raffle winner’s gonna be announced on Nov. 30. And, don’t forget Breakfast with Santa at the Madison ChopHouse Grille located at 202 South Main St., in Madison just cattycorner from the No. 1 Weekly newspaper in the Great State of Georgia . . . The Morgan County Citizen! Call the ChopHouse at 706-342-9009 to reserve your Santa spot! Oh and also on Dec. 19, these fantastic local merchants are gonna be celebratin’ Madison’s Bicentennial Christmas Day of Raffles! Day of Raffles I say!
    Be a winner and check out these brilliant merchants and check out their super fantastic ad campaign now appearin’ in the Citizen!
    Go North Young Shoppers. North Face that is! Town & Country, owned by Madisonian Ginger Gardner and located at 204 West Washington St., in Madison across from Town Park,  is THE HEADQUARTERS FOR NORTH FACE! I’m talkin’ those fab fleece and furry North Face  jackets and hoodies! And, don’t forget those cute North Face raincoats. These make great Christmas gifts y’all! Plus Ginger is gonna give out a FREE, FREE, FREE Costa Del Mar gift with ANY PURCHASE while supplies last! Y’all better get over there right smack this minute! Hey and check out Town & Country’s ad campaign in the Citizen!
    Yikes! I pert near forgot! Madison Main Street Director Ann Huff says y’all had best not miss Madison’s Holiday Parade slated for Tuesday, Dec. 1 in the Town Square at 5:15 p.m. followed by visits with Santa at the Madison-Morgan Court House and the Tree Lighting’ Ceremony on the Square!
    Ok! That’s it for the Buzz! Don’t be an idiot Stooge and go outta town to shop! Shop local, local, local this Christmas! Not only will you find the best gifts EVER but you’ll be helpin’ out a family and our precious economy in Morgan County! Hey and don’t forget to use your CRAZY COUPONS by visitin’ www.morgancountycitizen.com!