Momma! Now I know you’re all excited ‘bout Morgan County High School Football but this is ridiculous! I mean you flat could’ve gotten arrested by the Greene County Sherriff and your mug shot plastered all across the front page of the Greene County Herald Tribune! And, then I reckon WDDK-FM Dock 103.9 wouldda broadcasted a story ‘bout some crazy Morgan County Momma! Now listen, those Greensboro folks don’t think kindly ‘bout some crazy lady paintin’ “Go Morgan County Bulldogs” with white shoe polish all over everybody’s car in the Greene County High School parkin’ lot!
    Dang it! I’m sure they’ve done got an APB out for your truck as we speak! I reckon we’d better hide it in the garage for a few weeks til this storm blows over! Until then Momma, just have a seat and check out the best ever 2010 Morgan County High School football supplement in the Morgan County Citizen! It’s flat fantastic! Y’alal check it out and check out all of our fabulous advertisers who support our team and our newspaper! Y’all rock!
    Hot diggity ding dang dog! Y’all are flat gonna flip when you hear how many people visit the www.morgancountycitizen.com every ding dang month! Like 50,000 visits! Now that’ll crank your tractor! Just give the Citizen a call at 706-342-7440 and we’ll pop you up a super fantastic web ad to compliment your print ad!
    Hey and we also have web ad opportunities available for our fabulous website slide shows startin’ with the recent Morgan County High School football scrimmage!
    Get loads of exposure on our website immediately! Love it!
    Twice as Nice Boutique is fixin’ to open up at 135 West Washington St., in downtown Madison! Owned by Betsy Hill and Crystal Berisko of Madison, this is gonna be un upscale consignment shop with designer apparel, jewelry, shoes honey you name it – all for women and teens! Oh and if you have some cool design stuff you want to resale, pop by the store or head over to their website at www.twiceasnice.biz! Anyhow, these girls are lookin’ to open no later than Oct. 1! Keep watchin’ the buzz for more on this cool shop!
    Hey and Faye Craft called over at the Madison Chop House Grille and wanted me to let y’all know she’s got some ding dang delicious specials goin’ down on Wednesdays! Honey, I’m talkin’ Greek Chicken Pasta or the Down South Burger with a Fried Green Tomato, bacon and provolone cheese! Lord Have Mercy! Down that with some sweet, sweet Georgia tea!
    Y’all head over the Madison Chop House Grille and check it all out! They’re located at 202 South Main Street in Madison! Oh and Faye wanted me to dang sure mention that our very own home-grown Eddie Tolbert, a Morgan County High School graduate, is back at the Chop House as chef! He attended Johnson Wales Culinary School and is now cookin’ up a storm! Love it!
    Hey and speakin’ of cookin’! Honey y’all all need to get ready for the super fantastic 2010 Fall Kitchen Tour slated for Sept. 17-18 in Madison! Y’all this is gonna be a fabulicious tour with eight homes and kitchens, chef demonstrations plus wine tastings and a super special event called “A Chocolate Affair!”
    Now that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Y’all go ahead and invite your out-of-town friends to come check out this tour and get your tickets at the Madison Morgan County Chamber of Commerce. You can call them for tickets at 706-342-4454 or visit their website at www.madisonga.org! Hey and businesses don’t miss out on the Citizen’s special Fall Kitchen Tour special supplement! We’re selling it now!
    Well .. . that’s it for the Biz on Buzz. Y’all be real sweet, buy Momma a ticket to the Fall Kitchen Tour, and get ready for Morgan County Football!
    I’ll see all y’all next week: Same time. Same Number One Weekly Newspaper in the great state of Georgia.