Ding dang! Businessweek says the U.S. Postal Service is nearin’ collapse (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/11_23/b4231060885070_page_3...)! What the? Well shoot fire and damnation! No wonder so many of our Citizen subscribers are havin’ trouble gettin’ their dang newspapers! All of our home-delivery subscribers in Social Circle, Mansfield and Newborn now have to go through the Covington Post Office ‘cause they no longer have rural carriers, and some are flat gettin’ lost in the tangle!     Plus many are bein’ delivered  a ding dang day late at best! Hopefully, we’ll be able to sort this mess out! Y’all keep lettin’ us know if you don’t get your paper on time! Heck! We might just have to hire Momma to deliver all the troubled routes! Lord have mercy!
    Hey! Don’t be worryin’ none ‘bout your lovely locks! That’s cause Sister Sister Salon, owned by Rita Harrington and Tina Higdon just got new digs! Yeah! I’m talkin’ Sister Sister has done moved from their location on Eatonton Highway that was hit by the dang tornado to the fabulously beautiful space in the old Piggly Wiggly building on North Main Street in Madison! Ok y’all! This space is oh-so-fab! Ok so they have spaces for just haircuts and stylin’, spaces for color, manicures and pedicures, tannin’ and facials! Y’all are gonna flat love it! Plus they’re getting’ ready to offer microdermabrasion! Yay! My wrinkles will be TOAST! Y’all give ‘em a call today for an appointment at 706-342-9765!
    Like candy? I do! Honey, Ella’s Sweet Shoppe located at 191 West Jefferson St., in downtown Madison is hostin’ a weddin’ this weekend! The happy couple Amanda Adair Clary and Michael Sean Wooten, both of Madison, will tie the knot June 5th at 5:30 p.m. inside the store under the candy arches! More than 50 guests are expected! Ok so followin’ the weddin’, there’ll be a sweet reception in the Ella’s party room followed by a yummy supper at one of Madison’s finest restaurants! I’m sooo crashin’ this one! What fun!
    Momma just bought her some of the best dang eggs in Morgan County from Cherokee Rose Country Ranch in Madison! Honey, owner Steve Shell came over to the newspaper the other day to get a big fat ad and he had all these delish eggs with him! Yum! Ok but really his farm is known for bein’ expert breeders of the cute little extra ting Shih-Tzu dogs and those fab Fleischerheim German Shepherds! Honey Momma’s gonna get her a dang guard dog from Steve! Nobody and I mean nobody’s gonna mess with those German Shepherds! Oh and Steve and his wife Cindy offer boarding’ and groomin’ services too! Plus they sell goats! I flat love it! Y’all call Steve at 404-558-7601 for more intel or to get you some of those fabulishous eggs!
    Hey! Kris Bray, owner of The Yesterday’s Café in Rutledge, wants me to tell y’all to come on out this weekend to help her celebrate the restaurant’s anniversary with loads of great specials and fun! I’ll be there!
    Oh and y’all don’t forget the last in the Madison Mainstreet’s Spring Concert Series in Town Park is this Thursday evening! Be there or be square! It’s free!
    Oh and I flat nearly forgot! The Madison Artists Guild wants all y’all to meet up at The Meiere House located at 270 South Main Street in Madison on Friday, June 3 at 6:30 p.m. to see works by Joseph Coggins! There will be a reception and conversation with the artist! Oh and feel free to bring an appetizer and a friend! I wonder what appetizer Momma’s makin’? Y’all get over there Friday and find out!
    Ok that’s it! Y’all tune in next week to hear all ‘bout fixin’ baldin’ babies! In the meantime, be sweet, buy an ad and a subscription to your local newspaper! We need your support! Hey and I’ll see all y’all next week: Same time. Same Number One Weekly Newspaper in the Great State of Georgia!

Printed in the June 2, 2011 edition