By Chantel O'Neal & Photos by Angelina Bellebuono

On June 3, the pool officially opened for business, and the business came a runnin’ – with goggles and towels in hand.

Come on Momma! Let’s go see Theresa Bishop at Antiques on the Square located at 115 South Main St., in downtown Madison ‘cause I need me somethin’ eye-poppin’ for my mantelpiece! Gosh almighty!  This place sure does have lots of fine antiques! Now where’d Momma go? What the?

Don’t make me send Momma over there! That’s right! Stop with the tomfoolery right smack this minute ‘cause we have a super duper important announcement.

Quantum Entanglement. Momma! That time machine ain’t broke! Just give it a good old-fashioned whack and program it to the summer of 1972! I’m talkin’ wacky pants, long hair, funky shades and groovy music! Hit the GO button and let’s split this scene! Who, what, when, where, how?

Brace yourself. I’m not kiddin’. This news is big, y’all! I’m talkin’ world-rockin’ big! Ok here goes . . . Heaven is now taste-able! You flat heard me right! Heaven is now taste-able and it’s served up on a spoon at Antique Sweets in downtown Madison!

OMG! I’m . . . chokin’ . . . on . . . my coffee! Big back slap! Thanks! But, Ding Dang! Did y’all read that headline: “It Pays to be Tall.” Well slap my head and call me Silly! Some dad blasted researchers in  Australia found that the taller you are the more money you earn! That flat burns me up!