Bizz Buzz: Y’allywood

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Sodium Pentothal? Check! Hypnosis spiral wheel? Check! Right so Jake Grant won’t tell if Tom Cruise is stayin’ at the James Madison Inn so we’re gonna trick ‘em with CIA interrogation tools! Momma! Spike the tea with truth serum! Oh Jake! Momma brothat means: SALES, SALES, SALES! Right so BB&G on Main Street in downtown Madison has a huge sale goin’ on right now with 50% OFF summer apparel and July 4th items! And, Amelia’s and Barkin’ Dogs Shoe Co. in downtown Madison on Main Street are gonna host their famous BEAT THE CLOCK on July 4 beginnin’ at 7 a.m. with 60% OFF! The sale price decreases each hour so GET THERE EARLY ON JULY 4!

Ok so lot’s been happenin’ along with star gazin’! Did y’all know Madison Produce Co. in downtown Madison on East Washington Street is now servin’ up iced cold beers and fabulous wines? Well honey they are! Get over there immediately and enjoy some libations with your delish sandwich! Love it! They’re open Monday through Thursday from 10 a.m. til 8 p.m. and Friday and Sat from 10 am. til 9 p.m.!

Hey and Big Kev wanted me to tall all y’all that Big Kev’s BBQ is now servin’ up super fast cafeteria style lunch meals! I’m talkin’ your choice of BBQ with sides! Got get it while it’s hot y’all! Plus it’s fast! His new hours are Sunday through Tuesday 11 a.m. til 6 p.m. and Wednesday through Saturday from 11 a.m. til 9 p.m.!

Weinbergers Furniture on Linger Longer Road across form Publix in Greensboro wanted me to tell all y’all to head over there for their HUGE Indoor Tent SALE on Saturday, July 4! Plus they’re gonna have free hot dogs and root beer for everyone on Saturday! Oh and before I forget! Muzzy’s Gifts & More are celebratin’ their first anniversary in their new location at 202 West Washington St. across from Town Park!

Y’all pop in and buy some fab gifts! Oh. My. Gosh! I just heard that Madison and Morgan County are so popular among the jet-settin’ movie stars and producers that even the Beverly Hillbillies are movin’ back down here! Yes! So remember: You’re all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin’ helpin’ of Citizen hospitality. Biz Buzz that is. Take your shoes off. Sit a while. Y’all come back now, ya hearught you some sweet iced mint tea! It’s flat good ain’t it! Are you getting’ dizzy? Ok tell us what room Tom Cruise is stayin’ in!

“I can neither confirm nor deny that Tom Cruise is staying at the James Madison.” Ding Dang it! Momma mixed up the White Lightnin’ with the Sodium Pentothal! Anyhow y’all Madison & Morgan County is flat MOVIE STAR CITY! Right so the City of Covington has trademarked Hollywood of the South so we’re gonna trademark: Yall-Y-Wood! Yes! You heard it here first! It’s July 4th week y’all and you know what ?

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