Lookout! Defensive driving course coming

Staff Written Biz Buzz

Let’s ride Momma! I say let’s ride! Well shoot fire! PawPaw’s truck has two speeds: Slow and stop! I mean this truck couldn’t pull a fat baby off a tricycle! It’s full of gas with nowhere to go! Let’s hitchhike over to Youngblood Motors located at 1600 Athens Highway and buy us brand spankin’ new F-150! Yes!

Did somebody mention hitchhiking? Yes! Honey if you’re doin’ lots of walkin’, then you’d best have some comfy kicks! It’s just that simple. Y’all head over to Barkin’ Dogs Shoe Co., located at 172 South Main Street in downtown Madison, this Thursday, April 12 from 10 a.m. until 3 p.m. to celebrate the Spring 2018 Naot Collection! Naot representative Ashley Sumner will be there with fashion and fitting recommendations! Listen y’all: Naot put the Fashion in Comfort! You’re gonna love these kicks! Oh and the best part is that if you just try on a pair of Naot shoes, you’ll get a chance to win a pair! Ding dang! Now that’s a deal! I’ll see y’all there.

Hey and since Momma’s got a brand new F-150 from Youngblood Motors, she had better enroll in the upcomin’ Madison Morgan Chamber of Commerce’s Defensive Driving Course, on Wednesday, April 25 from 9:30 until 4 p.m. at the City of Madison Public Safety Building Meeting Hall. The course is sanctioned by the AARP and is 15 for AARP members and $20 for non-members! Reserve your spot by calling 706-438-3120 or signup online at www.madisonga.org.

Hey! If you’re lookin’ for a great way to give back to the community, there is truly not a better investment then in our kids! So y’all can help our new high school through the One Morgan Capital Campaign, Beyond the Basics: Investing in Innovation! Ok so One Morgan is raising money to purchase items and enhancements for the school that are not covered by tax dollars like the Auditorium! So you can reserve your legacy with a personalized auditorium seat for just $250! Honor a student, family member, teacher or community leader! The best part is that all donations are eligible to be matched by One Morgan’s $500,000 matching grant! Whoa! Check out www.onemorgan.org for more info!

Ruff Ruff! Cut it out Petey the Poodle! I’m tryin’ to finish my column. Ruff, SCRATCH! Petey!

What in the Sam Hill are you tryin’ to tell me? Oh right! I flat nearly forgot! The Humane Society of Morgan County is hostin’ its Second Annual Puppy Bowl Corn Hole Tournament on April 28th! Tickets for the event are only $35 and that includes supper, dancin’ and the corn hole tournament!

Call 706-343-9977 or visit the Humane Society of Morgan County at 1170 Fairground Road in Madison!

That’s it for the Buzz on Biz this week! But don’t cry ‘cause you’re all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin’ helpin of Citizen hospitality. Biz Buzz that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y’all come back now, ya hear!

Ok y’all be super sweet! And, Momma says don’t be ugly and don’t skinny dip with snappin’ turtles!

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