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Mini skirt? Check! Go Go boots? Check! Groovy tunes? Check! Let’s go back to the groove in 1969! Sing it! When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with mars, Then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars! This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Age of Aquarius. Aquarius! Aquarius!
I’m takin all bout Mystic Crystal Revelations! That’s right y’all! Think diamonds! Yeah! Ben Whidby is flat serious! Serious ‘bout a sale that is! Let the sun shine in on those those jewels! Open up your wallet cause Whidby Jewelers (fine diamonds since 1901) is hostin’ its 118th Anniversary Sale this Thursday, July 18 through Saturday, July 20! Ok so this sale is STOREWIDE and you can expect huge savings from 10 percent to a whoppin’ 50 percent OFF! I’m talkin’ engagement rings (Young Men! Now is the time to BUY) and fab jewelry like inside-out diamond hoop earrings and beautiful diamond pendants and just everything! Now that’s a Ding Dang Diamond of at Deal! Whoa! Check out the Whidby Jewelers ad in this week’s Citizen and head over to 177 West Jefferson Street in downtown Madison right across from Town Park! Start your Christmas Shoppin’ this week y’all!
Hey and speakin’ of Christmas, it’s time to mark your calendars for Mainstreet Madison’s second annual Shop, Sip & Stroll event! It’s slated for Saturday, November 16 and will feature live holiday music! Plus participatin’ retailers and restaurants will have special promotions and some will be servin’ up yummy treats and lovely libations! Stores open at 10 a.m., live entertainment starts at 1 p.m.! I’ll see y’all in November at Shop, Sip & Stroll!
What the! A brand spankin’ new shop has opened in downtown Madison! I’m talkin’ all ‘bout Novateur – A blended Boutique! Ok so this fab new shop is located right smack next to Scoops on West Washington Street across from Fetch House and they have everything from amazing tops, jeans, bags and more! Y’all head over there immediately and check it all out!
Hey and before you go, y’all check out the Citizen’s Back to School section this week with our fantastic advertisers: Dr. Fletcher’s Madison Medical Associates – start the school year in good health! Amici – let Amici do the cooking on those school nights! Madison Drug/Cloud 9 – I mean everyone knows Madison Drug is THE After- School place and you’ll find fabulous fashions and accessories at Cloud 9! Pagett & Whetzel – start the school year with a bright and healthy smile! Main Street Vet – get your pets all set and support the Morgan County Marching Band ‘cause Main Street Vet will match all donations made this week by its clients! There’s a donation jar at the reception counter or you can add a donation to your bill!
We love our advertisers! We love our readers! Be good! Have an amazing week and I’ll see you next week in the Number 1 Weekly Newspaper in the Great State of Georgia as named by the Georgia Press Association! Yes!